Petrichor

I'm the perfect combination of caffeine, sarcasm and wisdom.

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mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

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sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter

Unless you have a peanut allergy

Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement

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humanistrambles:

the single most accurate description of this movie i have seen

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@school please delete

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American:

I want to live in the UK.

Asian:

I want to live in the UK.

Indian:

I want to live in the UK.

African:

I want to live in the UK.

Hispanic:

I want to live in the UK.

Canadian:

I want to live in the UK.

Filipino:

I want to live in the UK.

French:

I want to live in the UK.

Brazilian:

I want to live in the UK.

British:

wat

Irish:

feckin' English bastards

221bbarricade:

maclonna:

i’m swooning

cumgirl1:

"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so

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green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

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